POLICE, CRIME & 999

The True Story of a Front Line Officer

Ever wondered what really happens behind the scenes in the police?

What bizarre 999 calls are made to the emergency services?

Why can wearing two pairs of socks make you a suspect?

What is the link between police and vampires?

Which Royal arrest never made news headlines?

Where was the Abominable Snowman found guilty of gross public indecency?

Why do some women offer to take their knickers down when police knock on their door?

What covert sign do officers make when they no longer wish to talk to you?

Get your ‘Access All Areas’ pass to discover the answers to these questions and more, as PC Donoghue reveals all in his fascinating and hilarious account of a year in the life of a front line response officer.

WARNING: CONTAINS HUMOUR & TRACES OF NUTS

This is a treasure trove of a book - a wonderfully informative, self-mocking and addictive read, full of belly laughs. Utterly brilliant. (The Non-Fiction Book Club)

Ambulance Today heartily recommends this warm, witty, compassionate and down-right hilarious read by John Donoghue (Ambulance Today Magazine)

Police officer turned author, John Donoghue, has a unique way of telling his stories in a way that makes you incapable of hiding your chuckling self from the world ...and cause your sides physical pain (The Crack Magazine)

It is fantastic and I have not stopped laughing …It should be in the best seller list or prescribed as a ‘pick me up’ (Editor, GiddyLimits)

I just loved this book: A great page turner.If anyone is thinking of joining the police they should read this book first. (New Books Magazine)

Fascinating and hilarious (International Police Association)

Be warned: Donoghue dispenses with as much Political Correctness as possible without getting himself sacked (JPA)

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The story of one man and his dog, military service and a trip around the bizarre named places in Britain...

updated: March 2012